{"id":2585,"date":"2024-02-10T08:45:07","date_gmt":"2024-02-10T08:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/?p=2585"},"modified":"2024-03-31T08:45:25","modified_gmt":"2024-03-31T08:45:25","slug":"the-year-of-the-dragon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.untergaarden.com\/en\/the-year-of-the-dragon\/","title":{"rendered":"The Year Of The Dragon !!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Dragon<\/p>\n

\"\"– Wwooooaaah your new phone is so COOL<\/p>\n

\"\"– It’s not actually my<\/span><\/em> phone I stole it from Badmonkey<\/p>\n

\"\"– haha and for what ? it’s such a crappy drawing<\/p>\n

\"\"– CRAPPY ? How dare you ! This is a soooo Wonderful DRAGON who prophesy all the glorious revolutions to come ! I would have drawn it with my finger in the desert sand so it would have cooked for you a marvelous destiny… but all I got at the moment was this phone so here it is, as it is.<\/p>\n

\"\"– And.. my destiny is ?<\/p>\n

\"\"– Poverty<\/p>\n

\"\"– You can’t do this to me<\/p>\n

\"\"– You don’t respect my dragon<\/p>\n

\"\"– Forget what I said your dragon is the most incredible and classy dragon I ever layed my eyes on<\/p>\n

\"\"– You’re forcing yourself cause you are greedy. Stop all forgery and be sincere<\/p>\n

\"\"– Its ugly but moving ?<\/p>\n

\"\"– YES !\u00a0 You wil have the glorious destiny and Jarvis the saltless molded potatoes<\/p>\n

\"\"– Hey I Said a compliment what do I get ?<\/p>\n

\"\"– If the compliment is about the phone you get nothing<\/p>\n

\"\"\"\"– DAMNED.<\/p>\n

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